Exeunt quietly weakens your connection to the meeting and only the meeting. Your call app sees a real unstable network, your voice breaks up the way it really would, and you drop out like everyone has before
Exeunt touches the meeting app's traffic and nothing else, so your music, downloads and other tabs keep running at full speed
Loss comes in bursts, delay drifts and quality steps down, while audio, video and the app's own warning all degrade together so nothing looks staged
One shortcut and no window, then your connection snaps back instantly as if nothing happened
Every run is randomized, so no two exits ever look the same
Starts subtle, worsens over a few minutes, freezes and drops, the most believable exit there is
⌃⌥1Good, bad, good, worse, until others suggest you turn your camera off or catch up later
⌃⌥2The router died and you're gone halfway through a sentence, for when there's no time to fade
⌃⌥3You drop, heroically rejoin, it's even worse, you drop for good, proof you tried
⌃⌥4Set it before the call, "start fading at minute 40", and Exeunt reads your calendar and does the rest
Just before you drop, a short note in your tone lands in the meeting chat: "My connection is terrible, I'll catch the recording"
Rejoin within minutes and your connection stays shaky for a while, so your excuse holds
Sharing your screen? Exeunt hides itself completely, no window, no popup, nothing to explain
One key brings everything back to full speed, and a safety timer restores it if you forget
Developers and QA teams use the same engine to test their apps on poor networks, with custom loss, delay and jitter profiles
For meetings in your browser, like Google Meet, Teams, Zoom and WhatsApp on the web, in Chrome, Edge, Brave and Arc
Coming soon to Chrome & EdgeFor installed apps like Zoom, Teams, Slack, WhatsApp, Webex and Discord, living quietly in your menu bar or tray
Coming soonFor calls on your phone: pick the app, pick the scenario, put the phone down
Coming soonNo. What they see is a genuine weak connection like the ones that happen every day, and Exeunt never appears in the meeting or adds any sound or effect
No, only the meeting app is affected, while every other app and tab keeps its full speed
A safety timer restores your connection automatically after five minutes
The extension works in most browsers, while the desktop app needs install permission that some companies restrict
Exeunt runs only on your device and sends no data, so it doesn't show up to anyone watching the network. On company managed devices, though, IT may be able to see installed apps and extensions, so we recommend using it on your personal device
No. It never records or reads any audio, video or messages, and sends nothing to any server